Chords: Fmaj7 C Gmaj7 C e|--0--------0-------0---------0-------------------------------------------| B|--1--------1-------3---------1-------------------------------------------| G|--2--------0-------4---------0-------------------------------------------| D|--3--------2-------5---------2-------------------------------------------| A|--0--------3-------0---------3-------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Intro: Listen to the song to get the rhythm right, but this is the basic fingering Liam Fray uses e|---0-0-3-1--0-0-0-0--0-0----------------0--------------------------------| B|---1-1-1-1--1-1-3-1--3-3----------------1--------------------------------| G|---2-2-2-0--0-0-0-0--4-4----------------0--------------------------------| D|---3-3-3-2--2-2-2-2--5-5----------------2--------------------------------| A|------------3-3-3-3-------5-5-7-5-3-5-3-3--------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Fmaj7 C Gmaj7 Ill-informed, mis-educated dross falls from your face at a rate of not C I feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you, I'd rather be dead than you (whistle) Fmaj7 C Gmaj7 C Fmaj7 But as per usual my tongue is firmly in cheek, C I'll be dreamin up something different next week. Gmaj7 It's for the best if you just switch off, C I sound self-important like a product of one of the thee troughs Fmaj7 C No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat Gmaj7 It's not your fault and it's just where you go C But in terms of reward you reap who you know Fmaj7 You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street C You build each other up, the musical elite Gmaj7 C I wasn't invited 4 years ago, I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show Fmaj7 Now don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches C The muppet clintelle what a bunch of c**** Gmaj7 Passing judgement on things they don't know C I'd love to walk out and steal the show Fmaj7 C No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat Gmaj7 It's not your fault and it's just where you go C But in terms of reward you reap who you know Fmaj7 Please don't think that I'm having a go G Please know that you know that I'm having a go Fmaj7 Gmaj7 It's about time that you know... Fmaj7 C No, I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat Gmaj7 It's not your fault and it's just where you go C But in terms of reward you reap who you know